The Robe Before Christmas

Yes, and we say it everywhere on purpose. Each robe is made to order in a limited run, which is the only way we can do thick pinstripe plush, a fully sherpa-lined interior and built-in heating without it costing a fortune. You're reserving a robe, not buying one off a shelf. Production takes 4–8 weeks, then 8–14 business days in transit — roughly 6 to 11 weeks from order to doorstep. Free tracked shipping worldwide, and your tracking number is emailed the day it leaves.

Roughly 6 to 11 weeks from the day you order. Production is 4–8 weeks, then 8–14 business days in transit. We email you when your batch goes into production and again with tracking the day it ships, so you're never left wondering. If a run slips, we email you with the new date — we don't go quiet.

If you order by October 9th, yes — even at the slow end of the window. After that it's likely but not guaranteed, and we'd rather tell you that now than take your money and disappoint you both. It's the gift people photograph, so order early.

Any time before it ships, for a full refund, no questions and no restocking fee. Just email us with your order number. If a delay ever pushes your order more than 30 days past the estimate we gave you, you can cancel then too.

It's genuinely heated. There are 5 levels on a small handheld controller, from barely-there to fresh-out-the-dryer, plus an auto-off timer so it shuts itself down if you fall asleep in it. Most people live on the lowest two settings and never touch the thermostat again.

Your feet. There's a deep, baggy sherpa pocket sewn inside the bottom of each front panel. Sit down, tuck a foot into each one, and the robe wraps you from hood to toes. There are two ordinary pockets on the outside too, for your phone and the remote.

One size, and it's cut generously and long — it's meant to wrap and overlap rather than fit close, with a self-tie belt so you set how snug it is. It reads as floor-length on most people and the sleeves are wide enough to pull your hands inside.

Unclip the controller first — it detaches completely, and the robe never goes in the machine with it attached. Then cold gentle cycle, inside out, and hang to dry. No tumble dryer and no ironing the plush.